Well, we're doing it again, except you're actually going to participate! Anyone that doesn't won't get credit for this class and will be forced to repeat the 5th grade.
Yeah, I know most of you are high schoolers and up, but I'm sending you back that far anyway. That is, if you don't participate. So...do.
This is mostly on account that I'm feeling too good to rip apart anything. It's a feeling of accomplishment, and you know who else can have that feeling? YOU! Yeah, if you actually write about this thing, you can feel good about yourself, too!
What do you get? The top three (yeah, we need more than three to truly have a "top three") will have theirs posted along with mine this upcoming Monday. It's not money, but it's at least...funny? Maybe, if you do it, I'll try to rhyme less*.
*Not a guarantee.
Requirements: be funny, don't rely solely on cussing (that's MY gig, you have more character than that), and keep it to 5-lines. No more. No less. We're being super precise here. It's a short commercial, and it gives you a lot to work with, but "concise" is the key word.
Oh, you probably need the commercial.
I'm tempted to tear it apart now, but I'll wait for this great mood to scatter.
How do you respond? You see that comments section down there? DON'T USE IT! It completely takes out the point of me posting my favorites on Monday if everyone can read them, so...don't!
Instead, help clear the dust off the email I use specifically for here:
IMADNAUSEAM@GMAIL.COM
All caps are necessary on the webterin.
I'll see you Friday, where I get back in the groooove, like Stella, or David Spade.
1 comment:
Just for the record. People who steal from the movie Hitch earn points. Failing at the execution of the steal? yeah that would be a fail.
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