No, this isn't me being lazy. Trust me, I have enough to say about this ad, and I may just make it my Monday massacre, but for now, I want to get your thoughts.
Also, if you don't comment? Yeah, I'm-a hate you. And this will end up being a boring idea when it's rather awesome. Why? Because I made it and you love it.
Anywho, let's see what you got.
So if you read this, gimme your own 5-sentence rant in the comments, email me, IM me, whatever you kids do nowadays, and I will choose my favorite 3 for Monday. Don't work too blue, and keep it clever.
Or just be mad. It's how I do my thing.
DO IT!
2 comments:
Wow... I'd really love to follow it with SOMETHING... however, it would appear that I've been beaten to it... By a creeper with a beer.. oh.. that was an ad? yeesh.. my bad... I thought that was a horror film. Well, in that case I'm not going to say anything about it. Clearly they are in need of help, if they publish those commercials. (this is not in the running for publishing please.) ^_^
THis is a side note. What the hell? Why can't a woman drink this. I may not like beer, but now I will never be inclined to drink it as it clearly is only for those who produce the larger amounts of testosterone naturally.
ok so we're gonna try to rip this one to shreds... first off, this is a beer commercial... you know? that thing you generally drink alot of when you wanna forget things, or just need to not remember... so the whole thing about beer being a compass... yeah i don't get that one... i mean really, aren't you MORE liable to get lost when drunk? I mean come on... second, whats with the suspicious look? is he afraid someone might find him holding a beer and fantasizing about his days as a boy scout when using a compass was actually cool? oh wait it's a beer... never mind... and also, whats with calling me son? you're not my father, and if you were, id probably throw the beer at you, call you a kook, and have you put in a straight jacket. also, newsflash, half the words and sentences didn't make any fucking sense at all. Undestinated? Those who roam with a purpose have no what? how about those with no brain shall not speak? how do you like that one Mr. Bean? Overall, the commercial gets a drunken offering to the porcelain god, the narrator gets a swift kick in the pants and some hard liquor. the beer itself gets nothing... oh and the chick the narrator was blowing off gets a wake up call, cuz she apparently wasn't awake when she was talking to that guy.
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