First: I don't know much about technology. I can click a mouse, push some keys with some fingers, and understand that LOL and LMAO, while visually different, mean the exact same thing: someone fake laughing to avoid an actual counterpoint. What does this mean? Well, this Bee Log won't be very pretty at first, but it will be something. That's a fact.
Second: This isn't going to be place to bitch about the internet (Yes, I said "bitch." This place will probably end up NSFW moreso than Muppet Babies. Obligatory unrelated faux nostalgia reference number one: check.)
This place is going to be for criticizing commercials. That means TV commercials, movie trailers, maybe even magazine advertisements, internet ads, or billboards. I will do my darndest to provide each referenced commercial with a representation here. If I can't find a video/photo/etc, then I will provide a "creative" interpretation. Expect me to bug someone to MSPaint an idea for me. Yes, I am THAT bad at the computerology that I can't art-it-up myself. Yet.
Is this going to be a service you need? No. Is it going to change your life? Probably not. Are you going to read it? Well, if you're reading this, you've probably read other things on here...unless there are none. Like right now.
Third: Expect only the ads I find hilariously awful, mindnumbingly infuriating, or, when (insert your deity here) smiles upon me, a fantastic commercial I can drool over. Mediocre ones don't bring the funny or the happy.
Fourth: feel free to email me with requests. I watch a lot of TV, read a lot of magazines, surf a lot of The Webtide, but there will be things that escape me. This means if you find an old commercial you find worthy, send it my way. For the time being, use backdstage9@gmail.com. If this thing kicks off, then we'll upgrade to something that isn't a spam hog or personal email.
Fifth: Get out of here. I've got some diggin' to do.
Harsh bones, man.
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