....What.
Yeah, that's right. Twitter reviews. It's going to be a Twitter/Webcomic review site on the weekend, and because I am W to the A to the Sted I am reviewing a twitter because it is shorter and easier than a webcomic. You are lucking out because I am taking care in my typeitude.
So here we go: an instant classic (as hard as that phrase it to swallow):
"Its so cold in porland the sun just sent me a text, yo shaq ill c u n may Schwwwwwww"
You know who that is from? Shaquille O'Fuckin'Neal.
You know what it means?
It means the largest heavenly body the most of us relate heat to (THE FUCKIN' SUN) actually sent a text message to Shaq. It happened. There's textual proof. Ask the man.
Do you doubt Shaq? What is WRONG with you?!
As for now, that is all. Why? Because I am 120% less sober than you.
Sober editor's note: I approve of drunk Ian's ideas.
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